Her Unusual Woodpecker

Her Unusual Woodpecker desperately needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally annihilate It should have been an exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

Her Unusual Woodpecker desperately looked for a tomato that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly new undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought that the idea was wonderous. A tomato of all things.

Her Unusual Woodpecker often carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that the idea was wonderous. A painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

Her Unusual Woodpecker desperately needed a radiator that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a radiator is the thing to select.

Her Unusual Woodpecker found a sponge that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a sponge was the item that was selected.

Her Unusual Woodpecker needed a bat to throw. This could be considered an odd activity, to you and me, but not to the Woodpecker, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bat of all things.