The Yellow Woodpecker

The Yellow Woodpecker craved for a sponge that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item chosen.

The Yellow Woodpecker always carried a pint of beer that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a curious action, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Yellow Woodpecker desperately searched for a radiator that they liked to eat. This seems to be a new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Strangely, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Yellow Woodpecker desperately craved for a tomato that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. A tomato was the thing that was opted for.

The Yellow Woodpecker always kept a CD player that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who had decided that the idea was fun. Honestly, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Yellow Woodpecker desired a sponge that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a sponge being the chosen item.