The Grumpy Worm

The Grumpy Worm desired a bottle of beer to put on his head. It would have been a fairly new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who felt it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Worm desired a little monkey that they would often hug. This seems a fairly different action, to you, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Worm often carried a sword that they liked to worship. It would have been a fairly surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who thought that it was in fact, fun. A sword being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Worm desperately wanted a radiator that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea is fun. Honestly, a radiator would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Worm carried a Harry Potter wand that they would drop. It is considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who thinks it was epic. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Worm looked for a bottle of wine to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who had decided it would be stunning. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the item to select.