The Horny Worm

The Horny Worm often carried a tomato that they liked to cuddle. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Horny Worm desperately needed a toilet brush that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is an odd proposal, to you, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

The Horny Worm looked for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes drop. It would be a funny thought, to many, but not to the Worm, who feels it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Worm desperately wanted a stretchman that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who considered that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the chosen item.

The Horny Worm often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Worm looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.