The Crypting Worm

The Crypting Worm found a computer that they would sometimes eat. It might have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item that was selected.

The Crypting Worm desperately wanted a stapler that they would often put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly new operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing to choose.

The Crypting Worm needed a porno magazine that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be an extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who had decided it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Crypting Worm desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a fairly strange activity, to some, but not to the Worm, who thought it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener of all things.

The Crypting Worm looked for a custard pie that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly new action, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Crypting Worm always carried a condom that they would occasionally smash. It should be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. A condom is the thing to select.