The Cheerful Worm

The Cheerful Worm looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly odd activity, to me, but not to the Worm, who expected it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Cheerful Worm always had with them a stapler that they would occasionally sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly surprising operation, to many, but not to the Worm, who feels it was spectacular. Strangely, a stapler was the chosen item.

The Cheerful Worm always carried a dildo to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Worm had a chocolate bar that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a fairly weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Worm always kept a big sponge to put in the bath with him. This seems a strange proposal, to some, but not to the Worm, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Worm craved for a helmet that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a helmet was the chosen thing.