The Cute Worm

The Cute Worm desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a strange activity, to you, but not to the Worm, who assumed it would be epic. A bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

The Cute Worm always carried a vibrator that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

The Cute Worm always had with them a bottle of coke that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

The Cute Worm had a bottle of wine that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is an unusual operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

The Cute Worm desperately desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is an exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

The Cute Worm desperately needed a radiator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Strangely, a radiator would be the item that was selected.