Her Confused Worm

Her Confused Worm craved for a spade to put up their bum. It would be an odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Worm, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a spade would be the item that was selected.

Her Confused Worm desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a fairly new undertaking, to most, but not to the Worm, who thought it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

Her Confused Worm always carried a hat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who felt it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Worm owned a cucumber that they would sometimes drop. It would be a fairly unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Worm, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

Her Confused Worm desperately needed a can of coke to worship. This could be considered a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Worm, who felt it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

Her Confused Worm desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item opted for.