My Anxious Worm

My Anxious Worm had a custard pie that they sometimes play with. It should be an unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who thought that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a custard pie being the item selected.

My Anxious Worm desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been an exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

My Anxious Worm always carried a condom that they liked to experiment on. It might have been a fairly odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Worm, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to opt for.

My Anxious Worm desperately searched for a can of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been an odd proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who expected that the idea was sublime. A can of coke being the thing opted for.

My Anxious Worm desired a chocolate bar that they would eat. This could be considered an exciting proposal, to many, but not to the Worm, who assumed it was amazing. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

My Anxious Worm desperately searched for a tomato that they would embrace. One might find this to be a different exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was selected.