His Stupid Worm

His Stupid Worm owned a can of Tango that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

His Stupid Worm desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a different idea, to some, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item chosen.

His Stupid Worm found a chocolate bar to sit and look at. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Worm, who considered it was fun. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.

His Stupid Worm always carried a stapler that they sometimes hug. One might find this to be an unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Worm, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

His Stupid Worm desperately craved for a big sponge that they would hug. It might be a fairly surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

His Stupid Worm had a pint of cider that they would often break. This seems a fairly original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.