Her Confused Worm

Her Confused Worm needed a bat that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Worm, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat being the thing selected.

Her Confused Worm desperately desired a cheese grater that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who assumed it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

Her Confused Worm desired a toilet brush that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a fairly different operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Worm, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

Her Confused Worm looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered an exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who thought it was simply life. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

Her Confused Worm carried a radiator that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be an extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

Her Confused Worm desired a melon that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a melon being the item opted for.