The Red Worm

The Red Worm desired a CD player that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems to be an extraordinary exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Worm, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Red Worm desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Worm, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

The Red Worm desperately craved for a hat that they would eat. It might have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Worm, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the thing selected.

The Red Worm carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes smash. This seems an astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Worm, who expected it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

The Red Worm desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a bizarre action, to most, but not to the Worm, who felt that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a pint of beer having that done to it

The Red Worm needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly original action, to most, but not to the Worm, who had decided it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.