The Horny Aftab

The Horny Aftab carried a can of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Aftab, who felt it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of coke of all things.

The Horny Aftab desired a crown that they would often annihilate One might consider this to be an exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Aftab, who feels that this idea is epic. Honestly, a crown was the item that was selected.

The Horny Aftab desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my children, but not to the Aftab, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

The Horny Aftab desperately wanted a pint of cider to worship. This seems a different undertaking, to many, but not to the Aftab, who thought it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Aftab desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally break. This seems a new undertaking, to most, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

The Horny Aftab owned a tomato that they liked to share. It is considered to be an odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Aftab, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.