The Grumpy Aftab

The Grumpy Aftab needed a rubber johnny that they would drop. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Aftab, who considered it was fun. A rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Aftab desperately searched for a dildo that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Aftab, who assumed that the idea was exciting. A dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Aftab always kept a cheese grater that they would often hug. It is considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Aftab, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

The Grumpy Aftab desperately desired a toilet brush that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Aftab, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Aftab desperately wanted a bag of poop to sleep with. This could be considered a weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Aftab, who expected it was stunning. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Aftab wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to some, but not to the Aftab, who considered it would be wonderful. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.