A Boring Alien

A Boring Alien always had with them a mug that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a surprising thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a mug was the chosen thing.

A Boring Alien owned a set of lego that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item opted for.

A Boring Alien looked for a can of Tango that they would break. This seems a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

A Boring Alien carried a set of lego that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who thought it was fun. Remarkably, a set of lego is the item to opt for.

A Boring Alien desperately needed a toilet brush that they would experiment on. It would have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

A Boring Alien craved for a condom that they liked to experiment on. It was a weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing opted for.