His Jolly Alien

His Jolly Alien always had with them a rubber chicken that they would often break. It would be a new exercise, to most, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

His Jolly Alien carried a porno magazine to annihilate One might consider this to be a funny activity, to many, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea was epic. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

His Jolly Alien desperately searched for a pint of cider to embrace. This seems a fairly different operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

His Jolly Alien always had with them a tomato that they would often embrace. This could be considered a new activity, to me, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. A tomato would be the item that was chosen.

His Jolly Alien needed a cheese grater that they would often put up their bum. It is a fairly weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Alien, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

His Jolly Alien looked for a custard pie that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Alien, who expected it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the chosen item.