My Grumpy Alien

My Grumpy Alien had a condom that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Alien, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Alien had a little monkey that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is epic. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

My Grumpy Alien looked for a stapler that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a stapler was the chosen thing.

My Grumpy Alien owned a cup that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly weird action, to you, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cup was the chosen item.

My Grumpy Alien searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been an unusual exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

My Grumpy Alien desperately wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item chosen.