Bewildered Alien

Bewildered Alien carried a bottle of coke that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a fairly funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was chosen.

Bewildered Alien always carried a teapot that they would rub on his belly. One might find this to be a funny idea, to you, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

Bewildered Alien owned a pencil sharpener that they liked to worship. It might have been a fairly odd exercise, to you, but not to the Alien, who thought that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

Bewildered Alien needed a cup that they liked to sit and look at. It should be a fairly odd approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a cup being the thing selected.

Bewildered Alien desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Alien, who feels that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

Bewildered Alien always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be an odd idea, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the item to choose.