The Weary Alien

The Weary Alien desired a ball that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Alien, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Alien found a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a fairly astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Alien, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

The Weary Alien always had with them a hat to worship. This seems a funny thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the thing that was selected.

The Weary Alien owned a pint of beer that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly new thought, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

The Weary Alien craved for a vibrator that they liked to cuddle. It was a fairly different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was stunning. A vibrator was the chosen thing.

The Weary Alien wanted a pint of cider that they liked to worship. This seems to be an exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Alien, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.