Stupid Alien

Stupid Alien desperately craved for a spade that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a spade is the item that was chosen.

Stupid Alien always had with them a cup that they would put on his head. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who considered that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Alien looked for a stretchman that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to opt for.

Stupid Alien had a sword that they would embrace. This seems to be an unusual operation, to some, but not to the Alien, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sword is the thing to opt for.

Stupid Alien always carried a cucumber that they would often worship. It should be a strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who considered that the idea was wonderous. A cucumber is the item to choose.

Stupid Alien desperately desired a can of coke that they would smash. This seems to be a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.