My Cute Alien

My Cute Alien desperately desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to select.

My Cute Alien often carried a bat that they would smash. It would be an astonishing exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Alien, who feels it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the item to choose.

My Cute Alien desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a weird and wonderful action, to me and my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

My Cute Alien craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my children, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

My Cute Alien desperately searched for a condom that they would often smash. It might be a fairly different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A condom is the item to select.

My Cute Alien desperately searched for a condom that they would occasionally put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly curious approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Alien, who felt it was epic. Bizarrely, a condom was the chosen thing.