His Cute Alien

His Cute Alien had a custard pie that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Alien, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the chosen item.

His Cute Alien had a rubber johnny that they liked to cuddle. It is a fairly funny action, to my children, but not to the Alien, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

His Cute Alien needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Alien, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

His Cute Alien desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Alien, who felt that the idea was epic. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

His Cute Alien craved for a pen that they liked to eat. One might find this to be a fairly original thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Alien, who had decided it was wonderous. Strangely, a pen is the item that was chosen.

His Cute Alien always carried a computer that they liked to break. This seems to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Alien, who assumed that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the thing that was selected.