My Lonely Antelope

My Lonely Antelope desperately searched for a big sponge that they would often play with. One might say this is a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

My Lonely Antelope wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

My Lonely Antelope desperately desired a cup that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be a funny idea, to some, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a cup being the chosen thing.

My Lonely Antelope had a cheese grater that they would sometimes throw. It should be a fairly funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to select.

My Lonely Antelope had a bottle of wine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly original thought, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

My Lonely Antelope searched for a little monkey to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.