Their Fucking Antelope

Their Fucking Antelope wanted a sponge to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was selected.

Their Fucking Antelope always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would throw. It would have been an astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

Their Fucking Antelope searched for a bag of flour that they would put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was stunning. A bag of flour is the thing to choose.

Their Fucking Antelope searched for a stretchman that they would often eat. This seems a new activity, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

Their Fucking Antelope carried a cup that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an astonishing thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a cup is the item to choose.

Their Fucking Antelope looked for a set square that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a set square is the item to opt for.