My Confused Antelope

My Confused Antelope always had with them a stretchman that they would sit and look at. It should have been an original exercise, to most, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item to choose.

My Confused Antelope desired a bottle of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might be a different exercise, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea is sublime. A bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

My Confused Antelope desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to worship. It would have been an unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

My Confused Antelope desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Antelope, who expected it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

My Confused Antelope desperately looked for a sponge that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly new idea, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Antelope needed a wig that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it was miraculous. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was chosen.