Her Anxious Antelope

Her Anxious Antelope often carried a lava lamp that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

Her Anxious Antelope carried a vibrator to play with. This could be considered a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

Her Anxious Antelope carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar of all things.

Her Anxious Antelope carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item that was chosen.

Her Anxious Antelope often carried a magic 8 ball that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Anxious Antelope desperately craved for a set square to insert somewhere. It would have been a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to choose.