The Cheerful Antelope

The Cheerful Antelope always carried a vibrator to rub on his belly. This could be considered an odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the chosen item.

The Cheerful Antelope always had with them a mug that they would often hug. It would have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who considered it would be wonderful. Honestly, a mug being the item opted for.

The Cheerful Antelope desperately desired a little monkey that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly surprising thought, to most, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a little monkey being the item selected.

The Cheerful Antelope desperately searched for a spade that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a spade was the chosen item.

The Cheerful Antelope always had with them a bottle of coke that they would worship. One might say this is a funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was epic. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

The Cheerful Antelope always had with them a stapler that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a stapler was the item that was chosen.