His Green Antelope

His Green Antelope always carried a sponge that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the chosen thing.

His Green Antelope had a teapot that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was chosen.

His Green Antelope found a helmet that they would put down their trousers. It should be an original activity, to some, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

His Green Antelope found a pint of beer that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be an odd action, to many, but not to the Antelope, who feels it was simply life. Honestly, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

His Green Antelope carried a hat that they would often sleep with. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Antelope, who feels that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a hat was the chosen thing.

His Green Antelope had a magic 8 ball to smash. It would be a peculiar operation, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.