The Depressed Antelope

The Depressed Antelope found a painting of a melon that they would worship. This could be considered a new operation, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Antelope looked for a bottle of wine that they would often insert somewhere. It is an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

The Depressed Antelope often carried a sack of potatoes that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. A sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

The Depressed Antelope desperately needed a cucumber that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to many, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. A cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Antelope always carried a set square that they would often play with. One might consider this to be an exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a set square being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Antelope desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they would share. It should have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.