My Beautiful Antelope

My Beautiful Antelope found a spade that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems an extraordinary exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

My Beautiful Antelope had a computer that they would occasionally break. It should be a fairly surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it would be fun. Remarkably, a computer is the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Antelope found a little monkey to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Antelope wanted a porno magazine that they would occasionally drop. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

My Beautiful Antelope searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a fairly unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

My Beautiful Antelope often carried a sword that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered an exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Antelope, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sword is the item to opt for.