His Grumpy Antelope

His Grumpy Antelope desired a cheese grater that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

His Grumpy Antelope looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be an exciting action, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Antelope desperately looked for a bag of poop that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an original action, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

His Grumpy Antelope desperately craved for a computer that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Antelope, who felt it was spectacular. Honestly, a computer is the thing to opt for.

His Grumpy Antelope desired a stretchman that they would sometimes smash. It would have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Antelope, who feels it would be spectacular. Honestly, a stretchman was the chosen item.

His Grumpy Antelope desperately needed a cup that they would often break. It should be an odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup was the item that was selected.