Little Antelope

Little Antelope looked for a teapot that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a teapot would be the item chosen.

Little Antelope had a melon that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a strange action, to you, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a melon was the chosen item.

Little Antelope found a pint of beer that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it would be epic. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

Little Antelope had a porno magazine that they would sometimes worship. It might have been a peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item to select.

Little Antelope desperately looked for a computer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a computer is the thing to opt for.

Little Antelope carried a rubber johnny that they would rub on his belly. It might be a fairly original suggestion, to some, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.