The Bum Loving Antelope

The Bum Loving Antelope craved for a stapler that they would worship. It might be an odd proposal, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Antelope found a bottle of wine that they would sometimes break. It should be a fairly odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine of all things.

The Bum Loving Antelope found a teapot that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be an odd thought, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Antelope craved for a spade that they would often throw. It is a fairly original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a spade is the item to select.

The Bum Loving Antelope always carried a painting of a melon to throw. This could be considered a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Antelope, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Antelope wanted a crown that they would sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a crown being the chosen item.