A Eccentric Antelope

A Eccentric Antelope needed a cheese grater that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly new activity, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the item selected.

A Eccentric Antelope found a dildo that they would occasionally worship. It would be an astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be exciting. Remarkably, a dildo being the thing opted for.

A Eccentric Antelope desperately desired a dildo to put on his head. It might be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to opt for.

A Eccentric Antelope looked for a wig that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a fairly original action, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a wig was the chosen thing.

A Eccentric Antelope searched for a chocolate bar to demolish. This seems a new exercise, to most, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

A Eccentric Antelope desperately wanted a teapot that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.