The Eccentric Antelope

The Eccentric Antelope always had with them a vibrator that they sometimes break. It might be a fairly odd thought, to many, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Antelope desired a piece of paper that they would drop. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

The Eccentric Antelope desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would often break. It was an extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Antelope, who expected that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Antelope desperately desired a can of coke that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric Antelope looked for a can of Tango to put up their bum. It might be an original thought, to you, but not to the Antelope, who assumed it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Antelope often carried a melon that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising operation, to most, but not to the Antelope, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a melon was the chosen thing.