A Stupid Antelope

A Stupid Antelope desperately needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes break. It should have been an original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Antelope, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. A block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Antelope craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes worship. It is a bizarre idea, to me, but not to the Antelope, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to select.

A Stupid Antelope always kept a teapot that they sometimes experiment on. It was an original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the thing selected.

A Stupid Antelope found a bag of poop that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly different operation, to my children, but not to the Antelope, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

A Stupid Antelope owned a Harry Potter wand that they liked to sleep with. This seems an astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Antelope, who felt that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

A Stupid Antelope always had with them a block of cheese that they liked to demolish. It would have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Antelope, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.