A Scary Artist

A Scary Artist always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. A can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

A Scary Artist owned a dildo that they would sometimes hug. It is a fairly different operation, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a dildo is the item to opt for.

A Scary Artist always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes throw. It would be a fairly strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

A Scary Artist often carried a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. It would have been a fairly strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be stunning. Strangely, a lava lamp being the item selected.

A Scary Artist had a spade that they would sleep with. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

A Scary Artist desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would break. It would be an unusual operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Artist, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.