His Confused Artist

His Confused Artist wanted a radiator that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator having that done to it

His Confused Artist desperately craved for a condom that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly funny undertaking, to most, but not to the Artist, who felt it was breathtaking. A condom is the item that was chosen.

His Confused Artist wanted a mug that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a mug being the chosen thing.

His Confused Artist had a vibrator that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

His Confused Artist desperately needed a set of lego that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a fairly different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who expected it was stunning. Honestly, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

His Confused Artist owned a block of cheese that they would put down their trousers. It might be a bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who thought it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.