Brainy Artist

Brainy Artist needed a pint of beer that they liked to throw. This seems an astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

Brainy Artist always kept a teapot that they would smash. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a teapot being the item opted for.

Brainy Artist found a vibrator that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the item opted for.

Brainy Artist found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally hug. It might have been a surprising action, to me, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Brainy Artist often carried a bag of poop to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

Brainy Artist desperately looked for a bag of flour to worship. One might say this is a fairly curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.