Her Foolish Artist

Her Foolish Artist desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

Her Foolish Artist desperately wanted a hat to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was sublime. A hat being the chosen item.

Her Foolish Artist searched for a pint of beer to cuddle. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was entertaining. Honestly, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

Her Foolish Artist searched for a tomato to demolish. It would have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a tomato was the chosen item.

Her Foolish Artist always had with them a melon that they would often embrace. It might have been an unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

Her Foolish Artist desperately wanted a rubber johnny to try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly curious undertaking, to you, but not to the Artist, who felt it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.