His Boring Artist

His Boring Artist looked for a radiator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator of all things.

His Boring Artist looked for a helmet that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a fairly curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

His Boring Artist found a piece of paper that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be an original idea, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be out of this world. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

His Boring Artist desperately wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

His Boring Artist always carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who expected it was out of this world. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

His Boring Artist found a can of Tango that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my children, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.