Special Artist

Special Artist often carried a cup that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly funny action, to most, but not to the Artist, who thinks it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cup being the chosen item.

Special Artist desperately needed a cucumber that they would occasionally share. It is a fairly weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

Special Artist found a condom that they sometimes drop. It should have been an astonishing action, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a condom of all things.

Special Artist often carried a mug that they liked to break. It would be a bizarre operation, to my mum, but not to the Artist, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a mug was the item that was selected.

Special Artist carried a ball to smash. It is a fairly exciting undertaking, to many, but not to the Artist, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.

Special Artist desperately looked for a cucumber that they would try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly new activity, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.