His Grumpy Artist

His Grumpy Artist searched for a helmet that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be an original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Artist, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the item that was selected.

His Grumpy Artist desperately wanted a little monkey that they would often play with. It should have been a weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Artist, who thought that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Artist searched for a stretchman that they would sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Artist, who had decided it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

His Grumpy Artist had a bag of flour that they sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly new operation, to you, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

His Grumpy Artist searched for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a bizarre suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

His Grumpy Artist desperately desired a melon that they would sometimes play with. It was a fairly unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Artist, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a melon being the thing selected.