His Green Artist

His Green Artist owned a custard pie that they would drop. It should have been an unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Artist, who expected it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

His Green Artist always kept a condom that they would occasionally put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing to opt for.

His Green Artist desperately wanted a pint of cider that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been an extraordinary idea, to my children, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

His Green Artist desperately wanted a spade that they sometimes eat. It was a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Artist, who considered it was amazing. Remarkably, a spade was the thing that was selected.

His Green Artist always had with them a lava lamp to try to balance on their head. It was an odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Artist, who considered that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

His Green Artist desperately desired a CD player that they liked to drop. It is a new suggestion, to me, but not to the Artist, who thought it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.