A Dodgy Artist

A Dodgy Artist found a can of Tango that they sometimes share. It might be a different idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

A Dodgy Artist carried a vibrator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

A Dodgy Artist always kept a custard pie that they sometimes worship. It might be an astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Artist, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

A Dodgy Artist found a condom that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the Artist, who feels it was exciting. Honestly, a condom is the item to select.

A Dodgy Artist craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally smash. It should be an astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Artist, who feels that this idea was magnificent. A Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

A Dodgy Artist often carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Artist, who assumed it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.