The Colourful Baboon

The Colourful Baboon craved for a helmet that they sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing to select.

The Colourful Baboon had a bag of poop to play with. It was a somewhat surprising thought, to most, but not to the Baboon, who considered it would be fun. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

The Colourful Baboon desperately desired a set of lego that they sometimes break. It should be a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

The Colourful Baboon always carried a pint of cider to share. It should be a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it was epic. A pint of cider being the item selected.

The Colourful Baboon had a can of coke that they liked to sleep with. One might find this to be a strange activity, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea was stunning. A can of coke is the thing to choose.

The Colourful Baboon desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.