A Boring Baboon

A Boring Baboon desired a cucumber that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a somewhat surprising action, to most, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the chosen item.

A Boring Baboon always had with them a sword that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the thing to select.

A Boring Baboon desperately needed a condom that they sometimes cuddle. It would be an original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a condom was the item that was opted for.

A Boring Baboon desperately searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

A Boring Baboon desperately looked for a can of coke that they would annihilate One might find this to be an astonishing operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the chosen item.

A Boring Baboon desperately desired a cucumber to throw. One might say this is a fairly curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item to choose.