The Different Baboon

The Different Baboon desperately needed a bottle of coke that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to most, but not to the Baboon, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Different Baboon found a rubber johnny that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly curious idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A rubber johnny was the chosen item.

The Different Baboon owned a pint of beer that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly different approach to life, to many, but not to the Baboon, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to select.

The Different Baboon always kept a cheese grater that they would demolish. This seems a fairly original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Different Baboon always kept a dildo to play with. One might consider this to be a curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. A dildo was the item that was opted for.

The Different Baboon desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.