His Yellow Baboon

His Yellow Baboon desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

His Yellow Baboon always had with them a stapler that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a new suggestion, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thinks it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to opt for.

His Yellow Baboon found a sponge that they would sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

His Yellow Baboon owned a chocolate bar that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Baboon, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

His Yellow Baboon desperately wanted a cup that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Baboon, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a cup of all things.

His Yellow Baboon always kept a magic 8 ball that they liked to put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly weird operation, to my children, but not to the Baboon, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.