A Colourful Baboon

A Colourful Baboon craved for a bag of poop that they liked to play with. This seems to be a funny suggestion, to some, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

A Colourful Baboon had a rubber johnny that they would cuddle. It should be a peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Baboon, who considered it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

A Colourful Baboon desperately searched for a lava lamp that they liked to eat. This is certainly a peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Baboon, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

A Colourful Baboon carried a sword that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly peculiar operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Baboon, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a sword was the thing that was selected.

A Colourful Baboon always carried a set square that they would eat. One might say this is a fairly different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Baboon, who expected it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a set square having that done to it

A Colourful Baboon wanted a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes smash. It would be a new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Baboon, who thought it would be exciting. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.